The thing is...

though i have aged (gracefully in my opinion) nothing else seems to be aging with me. As I grow into this state of elderly, granted it may be premature, it bothers me that nothing seems to be following my lead. Not that I expect everything around me to be effected by the things that I do, but when I stop liking things, shouldn't the rest of the world? Like shouldn't we all be over the expense of a college education? And also shouldn't we all be over getting up early? Or not napping? I understand that I now live in the world of responsible young adulthood, but I like to sleep in until noon, be awake for three hours, watch some midday sitcom reruns or some spongebob, and then march myself right back into my bedroom for the rest of my sleep. And this whole things costing large sums of money and me working full time and still being able to somehow keep my bank account in the double digits, I don't like that either.

I need a cup of coffee. And a sugardaddy.